Mustaches are pretty much amazing. They provide warmth. They embody swagger and self-confidence. They save you food and drink for later. They’re one of the best ways to declare “I Am All that is Man” without saying a single word. They even help save lives.
Movember, in all of its hairy glory, is a time to promote men’s health (an oft-overlooked, but important matter) by celebrating the majesty of mustaches everywhere.
Also, I hate mustaches.